Lil Ole Me
My parents named me Kelly Catherine Foreman, KCF, which means that if I ever want to monogram throw pillows, they will read KFC.
I thank my parents for this daily, as nothing ties a room together like the promise of fried chicken.
Oh and here's my first ever stand-up routine circa 2015 and I didn't even throw up on stage! What talent! What grace!
Plot twist: am I actually Jeff Bezos?